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asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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kohwala:

sansaofhousestark:

australia’s got a lot of fucked up shit going on but at least we can say our last mass shooting was 18 years ago

because after it happened we placed higher restrictions on gun ownership

because that’s the logical fucking thing to do

straya

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panducky:

if you kiss my neck and bite my lip your pants are coming off.

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eidak:

the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience

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shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

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