silky-sand:

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gayobamafanfiction:

karenhurley:

2,400 Krispy Kreme Doughnuts - Perfect for EVERY occasion 
The donut chain created the special ‘Double Hundred Dozen’ as part of its new ‘Occasions’ offering which caters to large scale events and parties. 

#”hello yes i would like 2400 donuts”#” okay sir what event are you hosting?”#”the event is called ‘i am going to eat 2400 donuts’ ”

grandi-flora next time i come down, yeah?

fuckinq:

I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me

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hannahstasia:

emily fucking gilmore
pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡
gentlemanbones:

theonion:

Busch Gardens Unveils New 9,600-Mile-Long Endurance Coaster
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